Jokes~ Jokes~ Jokes~..:p

My Boyfriend is Stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

Holaa peps!!..:)
Glak la! Plink lma nda upd8..XD.
Hahahahahahaha!!
Being very bz thou.. Sory to all my readers..:D.
Its august 26th today..
Supposingly getting my license today..
Gosh! Never thought that i would be driving around myself..
Usually i'm into "being sent and picked-up" kinda style..
Huhuhuhuhuhuhu..
Maybe its tym to move on ryte??
Another point and directions in life..:)
Wondering how i've been??
Check me out in facebook peps..
Finally im starting in recording my own guitar covers..XD
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!!
Til den, i'll try to kepp my blogs upd8 for nw..
Since dat im not into jobs fr nw..~.~
But soon aite??..:)
Til den,
Adios Amigoss!!..:D





THE END

End of May..:D

Ola amigos!!
Gosh!!~
Tyms move so quickie ryte??~
Sorry 4 d l8 upd8 btw~
Juz gt myself free 4m d bznessssssssssss!!
Daymn im guwd!!..XD
Nw im bck to my hmetwn~
Gosh i miz kk ody~
So here's sme upd8s~
T.B.C. tracks juz recorded few weeks ago~
Nw we're w8ng anxiously 4 d release..:D~
Do keep upd8 us in myspace or FB aite..:D
28th of may, My baby's b'day~
Sadly my baby went off 4 a family trip to Kuala Penyu(Gosh! Wut is der to vaca der?? No offense thou..:p)~
So I brought her 4 a dinner at Mom's Snow House d nyte b4 der trip~
N earlier dat aftrnun, i had lunch wif d in laws!!..:D
Mayb nw u wud tot dat she's d 1 4 me ryte?~
I'm hoping as well~
Gosh i love her soooooooo much!
I'm crossing my fingers 4 our future ahead..:)~
I think dats al 4 nw~
Trying to get sme slep act~
Bt insomania is killing me braincells!!..XD
Wakakakakakaka!!
Adios hommies!!




P/S; To all Malaysians, Kotobian Tadau Kaamatan (Happy Harvest Festival Day)..:)




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In The BAND..:D

Ola amigos..:)~
Here's another post where i introduce my bands~
Hehehehehehehe!!~
Gosh im sucks..:p~
U al seen b4 my band Carrion ryte??~
Heres another band where i manage to gather wif some frens of mine~
B4 diz, i was a sessionist on drums for Friday Night Ends(F.N.E.)~
Bt jijie(The retard leader) decided to end the band for his own understanding reason~
Der for, leave the rest of us thinking of having a project band for ourself~
Yeeeeeepieeeeee!!..XD~
Hahahahahahahaha!!~

Here's some arts which sum of my crazy ass muthafucka frens done 4 me..:p(Mwuahx3! I love u guys..:p~)

Owyeaa, lads n gents, i give you......




Thy Broken Chord(T.B.C.)..XD

Credits to Chello(R.O.M.)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall) EGEN!!.. Hahahahahaha..:D

Credits to Mike (R.O.M.).. He said diz is nt finish yet.. Cant w8 wen its done..:p.





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My transformation..XD

So here it goes~
Some of u myte seen me b4 aite?~
If u hav'nt,~
That's too bad for you..XD~
Hahahahahahaha!!~
So are you ready?~
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Hahahahahahahaha~~
Kinda fat aite??..XD~
Can say dat i've been pretty happy l8ly..:)~
Nyways~
Thanx 4 ur attention aite~
See u al in d nxt post..\m/~





The End..

Currently..:)

Olaa amigos~
Hw hav u al been??~
Hopes evrythng is fine throughout ur days n nights~
Well, as i've been pretty good diz past few days..:)~
For this tym,~
Im gonna share wif u all my event last weekends~
Bt sory peps~
I dun hav any pics to share wif u guys thou~
Seem dat my digi-cam juz fucked-up..~.~
Looks like im gonna save $$ to buy a new one~
Maybe DSLR..:p~
Hahahahahahaha!!~
Lets see wut wud cme up nxt tym aite..:)~

As for last weekends~
Me n some of my homies went to the RUINER + MFOA gigs~
N yeahh~
We have tonss of fun der~
Quite packed actually~
Bt we manage to get our ass for 1 hell of a thrill~
N i manage to bought a MFOA T's for RM 35~
N i love it very2 much~
So yeahh we al sweat like piggies having their meals~
Bt i can say it is 1 hell of a FUCKing great show~
Well it was a blast peps..XD~

U see~
Music is such an inspiration to me~
N maybe to u al as well..:)~
Wut im trying to say is~
No matter wut music u listen~
Or evn u bring to the rest of d world~
Hold on to it n never let go~
Coz it is 1 of the pride u wil look back from ur old days~
O evn~
The things that remind others of u..:)~
To all my brother n sister out their~
Live it o die trying..\m/(o.0)\m/~
Weeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~




THE END......

I miss u sooooo much!!..~.~

Each day dat im away from you, i feel so weak inside..
I hope dat God wud give me strength, to get me thru d day..
And when i lie awake at nyte, ill dream dat you'll be by my side..
I hope dat God wud give me strength, to get me thru the nyte..

It's a fact i can't deny..
Dat you're far away from me..
But my heart is der wif you..
Until my life is thru..

It's d pain dat i must face..
There'll be tym dat i'll be mad at you..
This is ony juz becoz, i love you so..
so very much..

Daymett!!..~.~

Heyy peeps~
Gosh i totally 4got bout diz~
Dint meant to blew things up~
I've been very2 busy through out the tyms wif schools, entertainment, my love life and bunch more~
Gosh its been a while~
Myte as well fuck things up..XD~
Hahahahahaha!!~


FYI~
Im doin great in life nowadays~
Kinda spoiled a bunch in studies thou~
Can say dat i manage to get d least of knowledge in my studies wer the fact is dat im gonna graduate in least than a year!!~
WTH!!~
Gotta get thngs str8 around here~
Myte as well fucked it up or die tryng..XD~
Hahahahaha!!~


Been away from my baby, Eliza Marie Elias for almost 2 months oredy~
Damn! I mish her so freaking much!!~
Can't wait for her to come back~
Bt den poly's fucked up again by decreasing d semester's break wif ony 3 weeks for me to spend my tyms wif her, my families and my kick-ass amigoss..~.~
Dat gves me a week wif 3 particular parts of my life~
Damn it!!~
Bt den, myte as well go wif d flow aite??~
Hopes thngs wud got better..~.~


Im gonna try to upd8 diz as much as posible~
Well, its better than nthng aite??..:p~
Till then peeps~
Adios Amigos!!~





Sincere,
RV

OMGosh!!

Shyte!~
I totally 4got dat i ownd a blog..:p~
Hahahahahahahahaha~
So istupido of me..:p~

Anyways,
Juz letting u know dat im doin fine over here~
Juz exactly fine..:)~
Stil having my practical season~
My hair growed a bit longer than it used to(Since the Last post lahh..:p)
Being quite bz wif life n so fort~

Sorry 4 diz shytes dat i uphold~
But stil, its fine wif me..XD~
Hahahahahahaha~
Will try to upd8 soon to diz~
So juz keep upd8 to me yarrhh..:p~

Adios Amigos..

ARMY OF FRIENDS(11th July 2009)......

*1st of all, i would like to thanx the AOF teams,Black sigup(BST) & Orchid malevolence crew for having myself, my band and my friends invited to the gigs..

YuHuuuuuuu!~!~
Hahahahahahhahaha~
So, as 4 this post~
Sory 4 the l8 upd8s due to some of the shits I've to go thru(Damn!)~
Quite sick and a bit busy wif some activities~
As I'd thought i cought up to H1N1(WTF!)~
Thank God~
It was'nt..;)~
Fall on saturday~
Live in YAAHA Cowboy Bar, Asia City Block C, KK~
The AOF gigs is held n my band are in the list to perform(With a Grin in d face)~
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~


Well I din't captured most of the event and the journey due to my DigiCam Fucked up!(Douche)~
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~
But i manage to get some of the pic thru friends and some photographer der~
Appreciation to Revolution On Motion & t-ba Photography(Thanx 4 d pic guys)~
Here's some of the pic that I manage to collect..;)~

Ladies & Gentlemen; I give u, CARRION...

As i've said; CARRION(Hahahahahahahaha)

Damn the crowd is so supportive(Credits to the crowds..^.^)

On Vox, Donna@The DrunkenMaster(Wakakakakakakaka)

On 1st Guitar, Pie@TheHonestOne(Retard! Wakakakakakakakaka)

Our sessionist(on bass), Ateng@LaughGasAddiction(Wakakakakakakkakaka)

And this is me on drums..(Damn I used to make funny faces whenever i played drums.. Wat a RETARD!!)

I din't manage to get our 2nd guitar, alma@RottenApple solo pic..;(~
But he's on the 2nd pic as well~
As u all can see~
Its not always about to show off nor to prove u're better than any1 else~
It's about sharing wat we love to do~
Like us~
Not only friendship bought us together~
Even music bond us together~
No matter wat kind of music do u listen~
If u share them~
It would be the most wonderful thing in the whole world~
Finally~
My sincere thanx to the organizers, 'KICK-ASS" crowds and all my friends for the support to our kind of music and scenery~

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART......

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Happy 50th Birthday momma......

Today, 9th july 2009~
My mum's birthday act~
Sadly we din't celebr8 4 it today~
They all decide to throw a small party diz coming saturday~
Due to my mum's and Leo's birthday(10th July)~
Sadly I'm not around dat tym due to AOF gigs in KK..;(~
So today I din't go out(Got la around 3p.m. td go buy tiket coz b leaving to kk 2morow)~
All along d day I'd spent most of my tyms wif mommy~
YEah~
Can say dat I'm a bit 'manja' to my mom~
Who wud'nt ryte?~?~
The 1 who have spent a lot of tears and joys wif u~
Its uncomparable wif any wonders in the world~
And the whole day I've been reviewing things dat I've been thru wif my mum~
Then tears slips off 4m my eyes to my cheeks~
It's a really heart-felting moments 4 me~
Coz it's hard 4 me to even think about a single good thing dat I've done to her~
But she's owez been there~
Even if i let her down everytyms~

'Since the 1st tym I opened my eyes, U're the 1st person who has owez been beside me.. For almost 20 years of my life,I know dat I'm such a pain in the ass.. But U were owez der for me, owez have and owez will be.. Happy 50th birthday mommy! I love U so much! Mwuahx!...;).'






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Days I've been thru(Recently)......

Hey y'all~
Nothing much act 4 diz tym~
Juz want to share a bit of my days wif all of u~
Wer my days are SuxX(WTF!)!~!~
Started laz friday wer me n the family goin back to penampang(My Mother's Birthplace)~
Wer we went back to attend my l8 grandma's 40 days anni(I miz u so much grandma...;(.)~
We went off to menumbuk dat particular morning n guest wat happened~
We heard 4m others dat the Ferry lost the other side engine's fan~
Great! Now the ferry is moving wif ony 1 available engine(WTF!)~
And d best part is~
The ferry sempat lg b'shuffle pusing2 dkt jeti d mnumbuk tue~
Then in my heart i'm starting to swearing and pissing off~
G0d@mn!t!~!~
Cutting off short~
We arrived at my aunt's place @ 5++p.m.(After some singgahsana..;).)~
Then @ l8 nyte~
My cousin, Evo took me to d muvee~
We went watching 'Transformer: Revenge of the fallen'(Finally, some relief)~
The next day(Saturday),~
Nothing much happened~
Stay relaxing @ home~
Helping them a bit preparing 4 the mass(Susun2 piring, etc..)~
After the mass~
Katam2 dluan la(Wakakakakakakakaka)~
Den gathering wif some friends and having a bottle of Label 5(Low Bajet burh)~
Next day(Sunday)~
Nothing much happened here neither~
Getting our asses back to labuan~
We sempat lg go Karamunsing lo~
Go breakfast there and my mum bought a shoe rack~
And lost her handphone(WTF!)~
Til now~
We're stil wondering wer she myte lost it(Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuu)~
And the other'SHITnest' of laz sunday is os course regarding to the labuan ferry~
Due to that 'SHITness",~
We arrived labuan @ 9p.m. wer we board to d ferry @ 5++ p.m.(WTF!)~
And its very2 tiring and moodful days~
For infos to all of u~
Me and my band will goin to kk diz friday to attend the Army Of Friends gigs @ Asia Cty KK diz coming saturday~
Yeah!~!~
Do come and support kae~
And now~
Schedule really tyte til after d gigs~
Been working hard til d asses hurts diz l8ly~
Hope everythings wil go well and swell(YaHoo!)~
Til next tym~
Chiaouwe~

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Good bye Loobies(R.I.P.)......

As tyms goes by~
Ages aging ourself to be much matured~
Here's sum part of me that i'd letting go recently~
Which I took almost 2 years to completed it~
2 years with such a pain in d ass~
Well,~
It's tym to move on ryte?~?~
And in the future~
I'll look back to these days~
As a remembrance of my rebel youth's glories~
~.~

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Happy Father's Day!~!~

Hey There(Again??)~
Hahahahahahahahahaha~
Well heres another story same day with Our days out~
Which mostly happened at our home~
B4 i went out dat particular afternoon~
My 'Happening' Aunt Inun suddenly decided to throw a BBQ party to celebr8 Father's day~
Which my mum & dad 2nd that decision(DdDeEeRrRr.. Of course dey wud)~
I reached home after the 'outing' about 7 p.m.(Tym nie blik2 sda sis girly telefon suru pulang)~
Wakakakakakakaka..;p~
As i arived home, both of my youngest uncle, Banezer & my other uncle, Mr. Walter is carrying the BBQ stove from their place to ours~
And i was juz looking at them(Hehe..;p)~
Then we start firing the charcoal~

Hot~ Hot~ Hot~

In The menus;~
-Sausages..
-Chicken Wings..
-Few types of fishy(Fishit!.. Wakakakakakakaka)
Got oso la nasi, mee hun guling, mee guling basah, & si Phenie pnya salad yg tia sadap!~
Wakakakakakakakakaka~

Regards to Mr. Walter

My Favourites!(Hehe..;p)

Here's some of the 'Dad's available that tym~

The DADster in the Families(Minos the kids...;p)

Here's some of the candid dat i took~

My Big Families(Small part of it).....;)

Very Good, Very Fine...;).

The Tough Guys(Knu)....;p.

Dylan The Sausages King(My Youngest Brother)

My sis(Girly) & Aunty Muda(Peanut).. Wakakakakakakaka~

My couzens & Siblings..;).

The Cake 4 the Fathers..;).

And we all end our nyte wif drunking & pokers of lap2 Fu~
Wakakakakakakakakaka~
I really on the blast that tym~
And The hungover is quite suxx(Douch!)~
(Leo, we shud do diz more often)Wakakakakakakaka~

Wow! Life of a poker..;p

The dudes involve in..;p




To all the Fathers out there,
Happy Father's Day......;)








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Our Days Out......

Hey there~

So here's another post again(So??)~
Hehe~
Hmm~
To start off 1st i want to thank all those who have particip8 4 yesterday hang out~
And i'm sorry 4 din't post it yesterday~
Can say dat i'm way past caring yesterday(Sa mabuk ba semlm tue)~
Hahahahahahahahaha~
Yesterday~
It's quite late when my friend, Almarizam@RottenApple fetch me @ my house~
Around 2++ p.m. i guess~

Almarizam@RottenApple(Wakakakakakaka)!~

And off we went to fetch Erwan@Adik Erwin as well..;p~

OTW to Erwan's place..~

Alma juz got his license laz thursday, congratz ar..;)~

Erwan@Adik Erwin(Wakakakakakaka)~

Then off we go to UK@Ujana kewangan(Doii.. Bkn da tmpat len lg!!)~
1st stop is Parkson Ria~
Went der to meet Pye & Irpan@siSANTOLOYO(Wakakakakakaka)~
Pook2 maw mnta snuke boxer ba nie~
If u all trying to have sumthing 4 free, juz look 4 these 2 tough GUNS(Wakakakakakakakaka)~

Left to right;
Pye, Erwan@Adik Erwin, Alma@RottenApple,Irpan@siSANTOLOYO..;p.

Then~
Off we go with no plans wondering around UK(It's F#@King boring act)~
There's few things dat makes Labuan F.T. interesting;~
-Alchohol(CHEAP!)
-Ciggies(CHEAP!)
-Chocol8(Cheaper..)
-Kain Sarung(Also Cheaper..)

As tyms goes by~
Thank God we catch up wif sum of the 'TOP GUNS' aroud as well~
Then they bought up some snacks, drinks and beers and head to Tiara's Beach(B*TCH!)~
Wakakakakakakakakaka~

Here's some of the photos i took for our days out on the open skies~
YEAH!~!~

Alay The KedumKedum(He used to be a non-smoker)

OnE@Donna The Drunken Master(Wakakakakakaka)

Left to Right;
Syahfizwan@Kili, Alma@RottenApple & Erwan@Adik Erwin

Why are they poluting?~!~?~!

Chocol8 starfish(Limp Bizkit..;p)

Crabby Patty(Spongebob Squarepants..;p.)

Kanak2 Riang(Wakakakakakakakaka)~

KedayanMetalFreaks @ http//www.myspace.com/hymnsofcarrion

I'm writing on the sands(Regards to Alma@RottenApple)

Captured by Alma@RottenApple

Small parts of the 'TOP GUNS'

Resting tym

Resting Tym #2

Durg tript d ulu menodok do sada(ikan)
Wakakakakakaka!~!~
Some of the view that i wished to share wif dat perfect sum1......













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