Jokes~ Jokes~ Jokes~..:p

My Boyfriend is Stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

Holaa peps!!..:)
Glak la! Plink lma nda upd8..XD.
Hahahahahahaha!!
Being very bz thou.. Sory to all my readers..:D.
Its august 26th today..
Supposingly getting my license today..
Gosh! Never thought that i would be driving around myself..
Usually i'm into "being sent and picked-up" kinda style..
Huhuhuhuhuhuhu..
Maybe its tym to move on ryte??
Another point and directions in life..:)
Wondering how i've been??
Check me out in facebook peps..
Finally im starting in recording my own guitar covers..XD
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!!
Til den, i'll try to kepp my blogs upd8 for nw..
Since dat im not into jobs fr nw..~.~
But soon aite??..:)
Til den,
Adios Amigoss!!..:D





THE END

End of May..:D

Ola amigos!!
Gosh!!~
Tyms move so quickie ryte??~
Sorry 4 d l8 upd8 btw~
Juz gt myself free 4m d bznessssssssssss!!
Daymn im guwd!!..XD
Nw im bck to my hmetwn~
Gosh i miz kk ody~
So here's sme upd8s~
T.B.C. tracks juz recorded few weeks ago~
Nw we're w8ng anxiously 4 d release..:D~
Do keep upd8 us in myspace or FB aite..:D
28th of may, My baby's b'day~
Sadly my baby went off 4 a family trip to Kuala Penyu(Gosh! Wut is der to vaca der?? No offense thou..:p)~
So I brought her 4 a dinner at Mom's Snow House d nyte b4 der trip~
N earlier dat aftrnun, i had lunch wif d in laws!!..:D
Mayb nw u wud tot dat she's d 1 4 me ryte?~
I'm hoping as well~
Gosh i love her soooooooo much!
I'm crossing my fingers 4 our future ahead..:)~
I think dats al 4 nw~
Trying to get sme slep act~
Bt insomania is killing me braincells!!..XD
Wakakakakakaka!!
Adios hommies!!




P/S; To all Malaysians, Kotobian Tadau Kaamatan (Happy Harvest Festival Day)..:)




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In The BAND..:D

Ola amigos..:)~
Here's another post where i introduce my bands~
Hehehehehehehe!!~
Gosh im sucks..:p~
U al seen b4 my band Carrion ryte??~
Heres another band where i manage to gather wif some frens of mine~
B4 diz, i was a sessionist on drums for Friday Night Ends(F.N.E.)~
Bt jijie(The retard leader) decided to end the band for his own understanding reason~
Der for, leave the rest of us thinking of having a project band for ourself~
Yeeeeeepieeeeee!!..XD~
Hahahahahahahaha!!~

Here's some arts which sum of my crazy ass muthafucka frens done 4 me..:p(Mwuahx3! I love u guys..:p~)

Owyeaa, lads n gents, i give you......




Thy Broken Chord(T.B.C.)..XD

Credits to Chello(R.O.M.)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall) EGEN!!.. Hahahahahaha..:D

Credits to Mike (R.O.M.).. He said diz is nt finish yet.. Cant w8 wen its done..:p.





The End......

My transformation..XD

So here it goes~
Some of u myte seen me b4 aite?~
If u hav'nt,~
That's too bad for you..XD~
Hahahahahahaha!!~
So are you ready?~
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Hahahahahahahaha~~
Kinda fat aite??..XD~
Can say dat i've been pretty happy l8ly..:)~
Nyways~
Thanx 4 ur attention aite~
See u al in d nxt post..\m/~





The End..

Currently..:)

Olaa amigos~
Hw hav u al been??~
Hopes evrythng is fine throughout ur days n nights~
Well, as i've been pretty good diz past few days..:)~
For this tym,~
Im gonna share wif u all my event last weekends~
Bt sory peps~
I dun hav any pics to share wif u guys thou~
Seem dat my digi-cam juz fucked-up..~.~
Looks like im gonna save $$ to buy a new one~
Maybe DSLR..:p~
Hahahahahahaha!!~
Lets see wut wud cme up nxt tym aite..:)~

As for last weekends~
Me n some of my homies went to the RUINER + MFOA gigs~
N yeahh~
We have tonss of fun der~
Quite packed actually~
Bt we manage to get our ass for 1 hell of a thrill~
N i manage to bought a MFOA T's for RM 35~
N i love it very2 much~
So yeahh we al sweat like piggies having their meals~
Bt i can say it is 1 hell of a FUCKing great show~
Well it was a blast peps..XD~

U see~
Music is such an inspiration to me~
N maybe to u al as well..:)~
Wut im trying to say is~
No matter wut music u listen~
Or evn u bring to the rest of d world~
Hold on to it n never let go~
Coz it is 1 of the pride u wil look back from ur old days~
O evn~
The things that remind others of u..:)~
To all my brother n sister out their~
Live it o die trying..\m/(o.0)\m/~
Weeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~




THE END......

I miss u sooooo much!!..~.~

Each day dat im away from you, i feel so weak inside..
I hope dat God wud give me strength, to get me thru d day..
And when i lie awake at nyte, ill dream dat you'll be by my side..
I hope dat God wud give me strength, to get me thru the nyte..

It's a fact i can't deny..
Dat you're far away from me..
But my heart is der wif you..
Until my life is thru..

It's d pain dat i must face..
There'll be tym dat i'll be mad at you..
This is ony juz becoz, i love you so..
so very much..

Daymett!!..~.~

Heyy peeps~
Gosh i totally 4got bout diz~
Dint meant to blew things up~
I've been very2 busy through out the tyms wif schools, entertainment, my love life and bunch more~
Gosh its been a while~
Myte as well fuck things up..XD~
Hahahahahaha!!~


FYI~
Im doin great in life nowadays~
Kinda spoiled a bunch in studies thou~
Can say dat i manage to get d least of knowledge in my studies wer the fact is dat im gonna graduate in least than a year!!~
WTH!!~
Gotta get thngs str8 around here~
Myte as well fucked it up or die tryng..XD~
Hahahahaha!!~


Been away from my baby, Eliza Marie Elias for almost 2 months oredy~
Damn! I mish her so freaking much!!~
Can't wait for her to come back~
Bt den poly's fucked up again by decreasing d semester's break wif ony 3 weeks for me to spend my tyms wif her, my families and my kick-ass amigoss..~.~
Dat gves me a week wif 3 particular parts of my life~
Damn it!!~
Bt den, myte as well go wif d flow aite??~
Hopes thngs wud got better..~.~


Im gonna try to upd8 diz as much as posible~
Well, its better than nthng aite??..:p~
Till then peeps~
Adios Amigos!!~





Sincere,
RV