Jokes~ Jokes~ Jokes~..:p

My Boyfriend is Stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

Holaa peps!!..:)
Glak la! Plink lma nda upd8..XD.
Hahahahahahaha!!
Being very bz thou.. Sory to all my readers..:D.
Its august 26th today..
Supposingly getting my license today..
Gosh! Never thought that i would be driving around myself..
Usually i'm into "being sent and picked-up" kinda style..
Huhuhuhuhuhuhu..
Maybe its tym to move on ryte??
Another point and directions in life..:)
Wondering how i've been??
Check me out in facebook peps..
Finally im starting in recording my own guitar covers..XD
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!!
Til den, i'll try to kepp my blogs upd8 for nw..
Since dat im not into jobs fr nw..~.~
But soon aite??..:)
Til den,
Adios Amigoss!!..:D





THE END

End of May..:D

Ola amigos!!
Gosh!!~
Tyms move so quickie ryte??~
Sorry 4 d l8 upd8 btw~
Juz gt myself free 4m d bznessssssssssss!!
Daymn im guwd!!..XD
Nw im bck to my hmetwn~
Gosh i miz kk ody~
So here's sme upd8s~
T.B.C. tracks juz recorded few weeks ago~
Nw we're w8ng anxiously 4 d release..:D~
Do keep upd8 us in myspace or FB aite..:D
28th of may, My baby's b'day~
Sadly my baby went off 4 a family trip to Kuala Penyu(Gosh! Wut is der to vaca der?? No offense thou..:p)~
So I brought her 4 a dinner at Mom's Snow House d nyte b4 der trip~
N earlier dat aftrnun, i had lunch wif d in laws!!..:D
Mayb nw u wud tot dat she's d 1 4 me ryte?~
I'm hoping as well~
Gosh i love her soooooooo much!
I'm crossing my fingers 4 our future ahead..:)~
I think dats al 4 nw~
Trying to get sme slep act~
Bt insomania is killing me braincells!!..XD
Wakakakakakaka!!
Adios hommies!!




P/S; To all Malaysians, Kotobian Tadau Kaamatan (Happy Harvest Festival Day)..:)




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In The BAND..:D

Ola amigos..:)~
Here's another post where i introduce my bands~
Hehehehehehehe!!~
Gosh im sucks..:p~
U al seen b4 my band Carrion ryte??~
Heres another band where i manage to gather wif some frens of mine~
B4 diz, i was a sessionist on drums for Friday Night Ends(F.N.E.)~
Bt jijie(The retard leader) decided to end the band for his own understanding reason~
Der for, leave the rest of us thinking of having a project band for ourself~
Yeeeeeepieeeeee!!..XD~
Hahahahahahahaha!!~

Here's some arts which sum of my crazy ass muthafucka frens done 4 me..:p(Mwuahx3! I love u guys..:p~)

Owyeaa, lads n gents, i give you......




Thy Broken Chord(T.B.C.)..XD

Credits to Chello(R.O.M.)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall)..:D.

Credits to Dixon (Outfall) EGEN!!.. Hahahahahaha..:D

Credits to Mike (R.O.M.).. He said diz is nt finish yet.. Cant w8 wen its done..:p.





The End......

My transformation..XD

So here it goes~
Some of u myte seen me b4 aite?~
If u hav'nt,~
That's too bad for you..XD~
Hahahahahahaha!!~
So are you ready?~
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Hahahahahahahaha~~
Kinda fat aite??..XD~
Can say dat i've been pretty happy l8ly..:)~
Nyways~
Thanx 4 ur attention aite~
See u al in d nxt post..\m/~





The End..